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یک نرم افزار خیلی توپ برای کنترل موبایل با کامپیوتر ( البته فقط سونی اریکسون) من این دفعه یه کار عجیب کردم و برای اولین بار یک نرم افزار برای دانلود گذاشتم، امیدوارم بازم از این کارها بکنم !!! توجه! فقط سونی اریکسون دارها بخونن : این نرم افزار دارای زبان فارسی است و می توانید آن را با انتخاب زبان فارسی نصب کنید، بعد از نصب و اجرای این نرم افزار باید موبایلتون رو به وسیله USB داخل جعبه اش به کامپیوتر وصل کنید، اگه نرم افزار به طور اتوماتیک موبایل را شناخت که هیچ! اگه نه، باید از منوی فایل گزینه ارتباط((connect رو انتخاب کنید، مطمئن باشید موبایلتون وصل میشه. این نرم افزار به شما کمک میکنه تا بتونید موبایلتون رو با کامپیوتر کنترل کنید به طور مثال می تونید اس ام اس هاتون رو به کامپیوتر منتقل کنید یا اینکه با کامپیوتر یه فایل متنی رو در قالب اس ام اس رو موبایلتون بریزید، از دیگر قابلیت های این نرم افزار کپی کردن شماره های روی سیم کارت یا روی تلفن بر روی کامپیوتر است که واقعا جالبه، میتونی اونها رو اصلاح کنید یا اینکه اونها رو حذف کنید، میتونید مکالمه هایی رو که انجام دادید چک کنید، میتونید تمام فایل های صوتی یا تصویری روی موبالیتون رو ببینید یا تقویم موبایلتون رو ببینید و اصلاح کنید و حتی میتونید آلارم بیدارباش موبایلتون رو تنظیم و خاموش – روشن کنید، دو قابلیت جالب دیگه: 1. میتونید با استفاده از کامپیوتر به یک شماره زنگ بزنید و صحبت کنید، 2. اگه با موبایل نمیتونید خیلی راحت اس ام اس تایپ کنید و عجله هم دارید که سریع اس ام اس بزنید میتونید موبایلتون رو به کامپیوتر وصل کنید و در این نرم افزار خیلی سریع اون رو تایپ کنید و باز هم به وسیله ی همین نرم افزار اون اس ام اس رو بفرستید. برای دانلود My Phone Explorer v.۱.۵۹ روی لینک زیر کلیک کنید : دانلود با حجم 2.47 mb
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Be ye torki migan ali yaret mige ma ghablan yar keshi kardim Ye torke mikhast zan begire azash miporsan tahghigh kardi, mige are har ki karde razi bode-! 1 bache to ghazvin gom mishe polis mige:az yabande taghaza mishe emshabo ke hich,farda bacharo be ma bede ke ma pas farda bedim be khanevadash.
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Ye akhoondi balaye manbar boode, ye kaghaz behesh midan axe ye kire koloft toosh keshidan, mige yeki az baradara vase madaresh eltemas dua khasteh. Midoni Avalin kasi ke sheyton ro kard ki bood? . . Hasan Joharchi !!! Bache 16 migire babash mige duduleto bokhoram bache mige baba age 20 begiram baram suck mizany Man migam asheghi sakhte*tomigi sakhtish ru takhte*manmigam pahato bazkon*to migi ta daste ja kon*man migam vasam azizy*tomigi oun tu narizy Ye akhoondi balaye manbar boode, ye kaghaz behesh midan axe ye kire koloft toosh keshidan, mige yeki az baradara vase madaresh eltemas dua khasteh. KHATAR! Agar in SMS ro bekhuni, "Virus" varede maghzet mishe Load... 10%... 50%... 90%... ERROR! maghz peyda nashod!!!. Password ra vared kon va varede ghalbam sho: ***** ..e e e,biya biron.ramzo eshtebah zadi.rafti to kunam! 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Mige parvine etesami Yaroo 100$ mindaze sadaghe 2metr bad tasadof mikone,oon donya mige: man ke 100$ sadage dadam chera mordam?Khoda mige: Haaaa, pulet gushe nadashte bid Jiiigar!! Be khameneie migan ahmadinejado az koja peida kardi? mige az tu lop-lop Ye zane mire darokhane mige agha kandome xxlarg darid?Marde mige darim bedam khedmateton.Mige na montazere kharidaresh mimoonam.!! Be ghazvinie migan koon chand harfe?Mige koon aslan harf nadare.!! Be ghazvinie migan koon chand harfe?Mige koon aslan harf nadare.!! Torke monshi telefony mikhare roosh mighe lotfan pas az shenidan soreh baghareh peigham khod ra befarmaid! Ghazvinya baraye amrikaya peygham midan ke kamrano homan bema bedid tama beladeno beheton bedid Hame chiz baram bi arzesh shode!dige hich chiz baram ahamiyat nadare!alanam ke daram in sms ro baraye to mifrestam engar ke baraye tokhmam mifrestam. Be zane migan farghe bachat ba shoharet chie mige ruza bayad be bache begam nakon bokhor shaba be babash begam nakhor bokon ! Tanha tarin shabhaye man sedaye tost tanha to hasti ke dar nime shab soratam ro navazesh mikoni tanha dalile shab bidarie man to hasti ba to hastam ey PASHE. Midooni ghazviniya besoorakh koon chi mighan? Mighan arbab halgheha Az torke miporsan bani adam azaye yekdigarand yani chi? . . .mige yani to kire mani
Lore konesh ghonde boode mighan chera koonet ghondast mighe choon mamanam bache ke boodam bejaye poodre bache az bekinpoodr estefadeh kareh Torke ba rish bozy myre too janghal shire mikhorasho mighe ajab khar bozy;-) Shab aroosy damad Be aroos mighe emshab mikham jaeet bokonam ke hichkas Nakardeh aroos mighe mikhay too ghoosham bokony To dadgah be torke migan: ghasam bokhor, torke dastesho mizare ro ketab moghadas va mige: Kos naneye adame doroghgu. Doaye ghabl az este'male vajebi: Rabbana zaelna pashmana ferran pichpichian hule alaatena va khayatena be haghe hazel daroo Esmohoo Vajebi,ghatelol "ROMENA" Yeroz ye tehrani mire ardebil... az yek torke miporse : man inja gharibam,to ardebil koja ampol mizanan ? Torke konesho neshon mide mige : inja mizanan dige ! 7ta K hast ke mardom mikonan:1.komak mikonan 2.kar mikonan3.kashf mikonan 4.kaf mikonan 5.keyf mikonan 6.kasebi mikonan 7.KUNE LAGHE UNAYI KE FEKRE BAD MIKONAN. Az khare miporsan: raste ke torka kharan? Mige: ye sohbataee shode vali ma zire bar naraftim! Ye zan rashtiye beshoaresh mige in hamsaye ghazvinimon vaghty nisty miad mano mikone.yaro mige velesh kon divonas vaghty to nisty miad manam mikone!! Pire marde ba zanesh mashghule........... Budand; be pirezane mige haj khanum,che tang shode..., pirezane mige: hajagha tang nashode, male shoma dolla shode..! Edareh post tambre super montasher kardeh hala aghayan mandand kodam samt ro lis bezanand 4 chiz ke adam ro migad: Kos nakarde abet biad. Bekhay berini anet nayad. Dari kos mikoni zanet biad. Khab bashi sms biad... Be 3 chiz dast nazan : 1- dome shir 2- zane pir 3- pooste sir 4- sare kir (in akhari too 3 mored nist , mitooni dast bezani ) !!!j Rak eras irazeb orafan ey edim ilah ehc inodimen (zoor nazan az akharesh bekhoon)' Taarofat koss be kir: khoda az kolofti kamet nakone. Bozorgi az khodetoone. Ma ke sine chakim. Dam dar bade befarmayn too. Ye dafe ostad be daneshjooa ghoft be pesara aks badan dokhtar va be dokhtara aks badan pesara toojame daneshjooa 2 nafar baham dost bodan boy be Filmhaye rasole sadrameli:man tarane 15bar dadam.2dokhtari ba shorte katani.Va hamaknoon filimi kamelan motafavet az rosol: . . . . . Dishab "koneto"didam ayda! Be jendehe migan:dos dari pesaret chikare beshe?Mige:footbalist,ta be tim meli berese,daghigheye 90 ye penalti bezane to out,60 milion began kir to kose nanat ! mara'hele zendegie zanashoei 1.Namzadi:dast ru oon,lab ru lab,de bebus 2.Ezdevaj:lab ru lab,in tu oon,de bokon 3.Baghie omr:posht be posht,kun be kun,de bechos Ye dokhtare khoob bayad 7 ta 'B' dashte bashe : biyad - bekhabe - bemale - bokhore - bede - bepooshe - bere! Zan ba 6 ta bache mire doktor mige nemidonam chera inghadr hamele misham hatman yechizi to hava hast.doktor mige;bale LENGATOON. khanume zang mizane 110 mige alo! Komak! Ye marde umade tu khunam, dare behem tajavoz mikone! Mishe baraye dastgirish... Aaaaahh Oooohh Akh jooon farda biain! Tebghe akharin azmayeshat" malom shode tamame afrade kooni(obneyi) baraye didane SMS shan az angosht shasteshan estefade mikonan; moteasfam angoshteto avaz kon. Ghanon 5th newoton:age ba sorat noor dor derakht bedavid mitoonid koon khodeton bezarid. 4 chis dar zendegi dahane adamo migad,1,kose nakarde abet biyad 2,mikhay berrini ant nayad 3,dari kos mikoni zanet biyad 4,khab bashi sms biyad. Doaye ghabl az este'male vajebi: Rabbana zaelna pashmana ferran pichpichian hule alaatena va khayatena be haghe hazel daroo Esmohoo Vajebi,ghatelol "emami" Dardedele yek piremard : dar shekare ahovan dar tarkeshe ma tir nist, roozegari kos faravan shod ke ma ra kir nist. Zane ba 5,6 ta bache mire doctor,mige nemidonam chera inghadr hamele misham hatman yechizi too hava hast. Doctor mige: bale ,LENGATOON!! Be torke migan moghe sex chetori zaneto divune mikoni?Mige vaghti karam tamum mishe,kiramo ba parde otag pak mikonam! Bar asas e revayat e ahl e tasanon va tashayo dashtan e 3 chiz dar shab e aval e zafaf jayez nist: 1.sabr e ayub.2.kos e mayub.3.kir e mahjub. Jende in other language italiano : Mide reberrre russian : Midof batof indian : Midahe kosahe germany : Mide ba akhtof ferench : Midghonse kosonse (...) Torke mashinesho benzin super mizane har kar mikone dastish nemikhabe shebahate dokhtara ba alate moosighi:18 sal,piano:be har jashon dast bezani sedashon dar miad.25 salegi,gitar :bayad balad bashi be kojashon dast bezani ta sedashon dar biad.30 salegi,vialon:hatman bayad ba ye choob sedashono dar byari.35 salegi sheypor,koonet pare mishe ta sedashono dar biari. Torke mashinesho benzin super mizane har kar mikone dastish nemikhabe Yek nazar dar khod negar ta kisty / az kojaee, dar kojaee, chisti / jame hasti ra bezan bar nisti / har ke hasti kire man ham nisti Shenide bidam varefti ghazvin az khodet koon dar vakardi, jiiigar! Shenide bidam varefti ghazvin az khodet koon dar vakardi, jiiigar! Bazi az adama mikrob shenas mishan mesle pastor. Bazia nobel migiran.Mesle: Madam kuri. un vaght to guzu,beshin sms befrest invar oonvar. Salam.Khabare fori: hamin alan elam kardan ke daftare maghame moazame rahbari 60 barge! Aya Alatetan kuchak ast? Aya az darmanhaye afzayesh tule alat natije nagereftid? Aya hamsaretan az in mozu narazist? Digr negaran nabasid, ma zanetan ra mikonim maraseme aroosi dar barare(aroos konoon): 1.roo takht keshoon 2.short darvakonoon 3.lapayi zanoon 4.kos lisoon 5.kir tof zanoon 6.sar andaroon 7.aab bepaashoon Ghazviniha be horoofe alefba eteraz mikonan ke chera be ne migan noon vali be ke nemigan koon! Joon mideh toro ba khodam bebaram Mahigiri. Midooni chera? . . . Akhe hichkas be andazaye to kerm nadare!!! Midooni farghe 'TO' ba gooz chie?... azizam gooz ye rooz az delam mire biroon ama to nemiri.. Emrooz montazere oomadanesh boodam ama har chi montazer moondam nayoomad! goftam farda hatman miyad,ama 2 hafte ast ke cheshm entezaram.bad dardiye "YOBOOSAT" Amele vaba peyda shod: Shorte ahmadi-nezhad oftadeh boode toy sadde karaj. Ey ke shaeri mikoni besoozad jegarat kir bozghale be koone pedarat ¿¿¿ be ye morghe migan mitoni rozi 10 ta tokhm bezari?mige na oon kare jendehaye telavange! Ghabel tavajohe tarafdarane BUSH Khod ra amade konid ! montazer bashid ! BUSH dare miad! man chand lahze pish chosidam ! Age ye rooz ye magas roo saret neshast aslan narahat nasho va eftekhar kon, chon hatman ye gohi shodi.! Moshakhasate koon'goshad'tarin Adame rooye zamin: 1)kafshesh band nadare, 2)Shalvaresh zip nadare, 3)Pirahanesh dokme nadare. . . . . . . oon ye Akhoonde. !! Piremarde mimire miad be khabe pesaresh mige dandon masnoihamo baram befrestid.migan chera?mige inja azam miporsan chi mikhahi?mikham begam Kos migam chos! Obeyde zakani ra goftand eslam chegone dini bovad? Farmod: dinist ke chon dar an vared shavi sare doolat ra beborand va chon az an kharej shavi sare khodat ra ! Doaye ghabl az sex: elahi odkhol kiri fi hazehel soorakh shaghan va ragha va ahfezaho men sharel eidz val soozak be lotfel kandom va ezdiado hali fel jagh Moshtarke gerami ta 10 dagige dige mobile shoma dar halate vibrator garar migirad gooshie khod ra dar konetan gozashte va az servise jadide ma lezzat bebarid ye dokhtary be doost pesaresh mige har vaght bademjon mikhoram labam bad mikone pesare ham mige manam har vaght lab mikho ram bademjonam bad mikone Akhe yaboo, goosfand, olagh, bozghale, boozine, khar, guril, sag, meimun, shepesh, zaloo, kane, in hame heyvoon, chera shir shod soltane jangal?! Torke mire fast food (ghazaye saria) to kharej.mige : Give me a sandvich .yaro mige :to go?(mibarin)torke mige:na pedar sag to non :-) To khari ,sagi ,gavi,goosfandi,meimooni,bozi,goosalei... . . . . Baraye foroush nadari? 4rooze avale dustie dokhtarha: 1.dosam dashte bash behem dast nazan 2.behem dast bezan,bosam nakon 3.bosam kon ama nakon 4.mano bokon ama faramosham nakon...... holoo albalo shaftalo derakhte sarv derakht chenar borje piza borje eefel... hamash to konet. Migan yek narm afzar omade ke vaghti migiry dastet sakht afzar mishe ; mikhay bedam dastet !!? Pirzane mire darokhone mige kire masnoi mikham doctor mige: entekhab kon mige on ghermezaro bedin doctor mige: on kapsole atashneshanie. Japonie ba iranie ezdevaj mikone bachashoon cheshash tang mishe koonesh goshad . Aya Aalatetaan kochak ast?Aya az darmanhaye afzaayesh tole aalat natije nagereftid? Aya GF tan az in mozu narazist? Digar negaran nabasid ma GF tan ra mikonim Be torke migan osgol tarin khanande kiye? Mige:HABIB..! migan chera.? Mige: koskhol khodesh dare gitar mizane bad mige sedaye DOHOL miyad....! midoni chera zanhabishtar harf mizanan va mardhabishtar fekr mikonan? chon zanha 4 ta labdaran va mardha 2 ta kale!!! Be torke migan ba CD jomle besaz. mige amato gayidam. migan pas CDish ko? mige CDsho farda miyaram bebini Un chie ke: topole, gholombas, khoshmazzas, rush moo dare, toosh khise, hads bezan? ... ... ... ... Afarin Dorost Hads Zadi! NARGIL Nist, hamun KOSE. Teste hamelegie Leyloon mosbat Mishe,be shirFarhad Mige:chera havaset nabid man hamele shode Bidam.Mige:Haaaa,kandomet gooshe nadashta bid,Jiiiiiiigar!!! Moeen 2006: Ye halgheye talayi esmeto roosh neveshtam Boro biar pakesh konam ,ridi too sarneveshtam! Be lore migan bachat chera inghadr zeshte? mige shoe tariko,soorakhe tango,mayom dast tanha mikhasti Alen delon sid besazom?!hamin ke sid naridom kheiliya! ye rooz ye late be refighe latesh migeh:dadash ageh ma abjito bokonim baham famil mishim?late dovom:na dadash tazeh bi hesab mishim. Torke miad Tehran to terminal,Sukesho 2 dasti michasbeh,migan chi shodeh: migeh shenidam dokhtaraye tehroon bad juri suck mizanan !! ye zarbolmasale ghazvini : " koon baraye kardane , ridan bahanast " Dokhtare to mahde kodak az morabish miporse dokhtare 6 sale hamele mishe?mige na azizam!ye pesare az tahe kelas dad mizane:Khialet rahat shod bache naneh. (Turkish edition) Erim teday ihsim grozob eradan bie ilav inuohkeb oni at dohs erap tenuok manok kef.. ...(az akhar be aval bekhun)! Rashtie ke morde shor bode miad khone va mige ye nafaro shostam ke kiresh 35 sant bod,zanesh mige:eeeeeeeeeeee ,akbar agha ham mord. Voygolanjz ke emshab helale mah royat navashe be gamonam farda ra EiD taponesh karde bidan ye roze dige az khodeton tahamol dar vakonid. Ye torke poshte mashinesh minevise,YA ZAHRA ya hichkas! 3ta esperm baham dava mikardan. avali mige: mikham dokhtar besham! dovomi mige: mikham pesar besham! sevomi mige: dava nakonin kos khola! tooye koonim! Doos daram bokhoramet na bekhatere inke jigari na bekhatere en ke asali na bekhatere en ke shirini faghat mikham to zendegim ye gohi khorde basham. Tafrihate Mardom : 1-Servatmanda: viski ,kos ,peste. 2- Motevaseta: aragh , koon , tokhme . 3- Foghara : doogh,jagh,omlet Zani ke jadval hal mikard be shohar torkesh goft: alat tanasoli zan,2harfi? Torke mige:amodi ya ofoghi? Zan mige:ofoghi torke mige:lab! Pirezane mire maghaze sosis begire aghahe sosisaro boresh mizane pirezane mige nane mage chiz man ghollake? Lore be torke mige: bia berim namaz jome namaz bekhunim nafari 10000 toman midan,torke mige:age nadadan chi?Lore mige khob miguzim batel mishe.! Pesare mirafte mahd,be mamanesh mige tuye mahd, bacheha kheyli harfaye bad mizanan,mamane mige to az in harfa nagiya! bache mige man be kose nanam mikhandam... Torke mire khastegari,dokhtare sibil dashte. Torke mige in sibil chye ru soratet,Dokhtare gerye mikone.torke barmigarde mige gerye nakon,mard ke gerye nemikone Torke mikhaste be G.Fesh bege delam havato karde,mige":my heart fucking your air. Age gofti dokhtara hengame sex be chi fekr mikonan? 3% be sorakheshon. 5% be bache. 7% be k? bozorgtar. 85/be inke bare avaleshone. Damad be Aroos:natars ta10 beshmari tamoome.Aroos:1.2.3.AAH.4.AAKH.OH.5.VAY.6.JOOON..7.8.8.8.8.8.7.6.5.4.3.DAR NAYARIHA.3.3.3.3.3.3.,.,.,.....!!!!.! Shenavandegan va khanandegan aziz ta azane sobh be ofoghe tehran 5 daghighe baghist. Man ahmadi nejadam, ham zesht o ham javadam, guyam sokhan faravan ba anke bi savadam, tighe jilet nadaram, rafte hamom ze yadam, paham dahad kami bu, man ba shepesh ayagham. Harvaght too zendegit ehsase naomidi va bicharegi kardi yadet biad ke ye roozi to saritarin bodi,onam beine milionha esperme dige!!! Nefrin 2005 : Elahy joje tighy to konet ex beterkone. Torke namzadesho mibare tu kharabe behesh mige bia kare bad konim, dokhtare ke del tu delesh nabud goft chikar konim? torke goft : an konim farar konim...! Fara rasidane rooze jahaniye koodak ra be shoma tabrik arz mikonam. Azizam roozat mobarak. Ostad sare kelas miporse sabok tarin chiz tu donya chie.Yeky az danesjuha mighe: alate tanasoly.Ostad miporse chera?Mighe:chon ba fekr ham boland mishe Dokhtare be pesare mige harvaght ke toro mibinam paham shol mishe. Pesare be dokhtare mige manam harvaght toro mibinam sholam paa mishe. Elamie jadide vezarat behdasht: khurdan kos (Koslisi) baraye salamati mozer ast...!!! chonke daraye: 5% edrar 3% acid lactic 2% charbi va 90% etiad avar ast...! Pinokio dasht jagh mizad.yekdafe atish migire Tavajoh ......... Tavajoh ba tavajoh be royate ghabze telephone in mah,va mablaghe nojomiye in fish, refaghatha ta etelae sanavi taätil va be sorate 1tarfe (az tarafe shoma be man) mibashad. Pishapish az hamkariye shoma dooste aziz tashakor mikonam... Eltemase 2A. Torke dashte raaze bagha nega mikarde,yeho ye goorekhare be ye shire lagad mizane, torke mige:mohamadiash salavat az khanomi miporsan alat mardaro be chi tashbih mikoni? mige joje ordak zesht.migan chera?mige akhe vaghti bozorg mishe khoshgel mishe. mah be khorshid mige mardom kheyli avazian! harshab khodeshun mioftan ruham chizi nist! vali sali 1bar ke mano to bioftim ruham hezarta durbin ruma zum mikonan! Magase az zanesh lab migire mige:azizam mazeye labaye to baram az har any shirin'tare...! Emroz roze jahanie behtarin dostaye jahane in sms ro vase hameye dostaye khobet befrest age 7 ta az ona in sms ro 2bare behet dadan bedon dostdashtani hasti ! Midoni be emam jome ghazvin chi migan!?arbabe halgheha! Nomreyeh 20celasso nemikham. Behtarin hosho havaso nemikham. 2khtare khoshgele shahre paria on ke jash to gheshasto nemikham. Cheshaye yekami sheyton nemikham. Mohaye kheili parishon nemikham...... Man toro mikham,toro mikham... Taghdim be U. Pesar be pedar: Baba man emroz baraye avalin bar sex dashtam. Pedar: Afarin pesaram bia tarif kon bebinam. Pesar: Alan hal nadaram koonam dard mikoneh. YE ROZ YE MEYMONE AZ MAMANESH MIPORSE CHERA MAN IN GHADR ZESHTAM MIGE BORO KHODARO SHOKR KON KE SHABIH ONI KE DARE IN SMS RO MIKHONE NISTI YE LORE DASHTE BA DOCHARKHE MIOMADE BACHASH MIBINASH MIYAD KHONE MIGE MAMAN NEMIDONAM TO KON BABA CHI KARDAN DARE DASTO PA MIZANE Dokhtare be akhonde mige age man ba doost pesaram hal konam eshkal dare?Mige: harame. Dokhtare mige ba shoma chetor? Mige:ey sheytoon mikhay beri behesht?!? Arayeshgarha Ghashang Mikonan! Ashghalia Tamiz Mikonan! Doctora Khob Mikonan! Mekanika Dorost Mikonan! Ashpazha Sir Mikonan! Shoma Chetor Mikonid,,,?!!! Doctor: ye shiaf neveshtam,bokon too koonet. Torke: bebin doctor, khodet sare shookhio baz kardi ! Kiram too kose nanat!!! Ahmady nejad be 3 dalil mikhad esme irano avaz kone 1- iran esme zane 2- eragh be iran tajavoz karde 3- amrika be iran soee nazar dare Torke zane esraili migire.Shab ro doshak hazer nemishe. Atal matal tutule in chichiye?dudule! Begiro bezar la pestun garm beshe chon tabestun yek zane jende bestun agar ke oon nakard toosh khodet ba koon bepar roosh! say kon hamishe ax dostdokhtaret to kift dashte bashi ta har vaght b moshkl bozorgi barkhordi ba didan ax bfahmi k hich moshkli bozorgtar az in yeki nist. Pesara 9ta B daran: Biyan,Bemunan Bekhaban, Bemalan Bokhoran, Bezaran Bokonan,Berizan Beran. Dokhtara 1doone B daran faghat Bedan. Midooni farghe Dozd Ba Zan Chie? Dozd vaghti Maleto Mikhore koonet misooze,Vali Zan vaghti maleto mikhore JIGARET hal miad!!! Midone avale jadeh rasht che neveshtan. Az gheirate khod bekahed Marde sare kiresho zarbdar mizane.zanesh mige ino zadi ke pak yadet nare?mige na!zadam ke suck yadet nare! in sms ra baraye 3 nafar befrast ke yekishon kony bashd va degary tokhmi va badi kiry bashad. ........... hala fekr kon in sms ra chera daryaft kardi ?! Kash dar asemane eshghat parandei bodam ke dar dasthayat mineshastam wa dar dasthayat tokhm migozashtam wa to ba tokhmhayam bazi mikardi.. Moshtarake gerami,be ellate tabadole smshaye siasi va zedde shounate eslami,dar surate adame moraje be dadsaraye enghelab,shobe 11/08 ta pas az 10 ruz,az daryafte sms, baraye hamishe khatte shoma ghat migardad,ba tashakor Age Anishtain ba Jenifer Lopez ezdevaj konan , bachashoon midoni chi mishe? ... KosMokh. Moshtarake gerami in sms jahate bidari shoma az khab ersal shode lotfan labkhand zade dobare say konid ke bekhabid moafag bashid...!!! Bacheha in naghsheye lapaye mast,in ghesmat esmesh beyzehast,shekle yek lule dar inja ashenast,cheshme in lule be kunhaye shomast,bacheha in lulehe shunbulemast Pirzane mire darokhone mige kire masnoi mikham doctor mige: entekhab kon mige on ghermezaro bedin doctor mige: on kapsole atashneshanie. Japonie ba iranie ezdevaj mikone bachashoon cheshash tang mishe koonesh goshad . be khoruse migan ye morgh darim ruzi 2ta tokhm mikone mige: in ke chizi nist!? man 2ta tokhm daram rozi 10ta morgh mikone...! Torke raft TONES ......!!! lore raft NATONES ......??? Midooni chejoori mishe ye kos kholo sar kar gozasht? Paeeno bekhoon: Midooni chejoori mishe ye kos kholo sar kar gozasht? Bala ro bekhon. Aya Aalatetaan kochak ast?Aya az darmanhaye afzaayesh tole aalat natije nagereftid? Aya GF tan az in mozu narazist? Digar negaran nabasid ma GF tan ra mikonim to ye aroosi orkesr mige khanomaye ba kelas! las! las! las! hame migan che bi adab mige bebakhshid eshkal az ekos! kos! kos! Tafavot kir ba vojdan! ***!* ! Vojdan kiry darim amma kir ba vojdan nadarim ???!!! age kos be namak tabdil she: 1)2khtar=banamak, 2)koskesh=namaki, 3)kosnadide=namaknashnas, 4)kose toop=namakparvarde, 5)jende=namak be haroom Mamore sarshomari mire dare khone rashtiye zange khonaro mizane,mamore mige khanom chand nafarin mige;mohem nist man chand nafaram shoma chand nafarin...!m Ye ghazvini pasaz modatha dostesho mibine,shoro mikone be bosedanesh!mige be joone to harchi mibosamet sir nemisham bayad bokonamet..!bebakhshid.ok!khodkoshi! Rashtye zanesh mimire,shab mire sare ghabresh mige:khoda byamorzat avalin shabye ke midunam koja khabidi. Dokhtar jaan be 2 chiz del maband : 1- pardeh bekaaratat 2- mehrieye arusiat ke avali be kire kolofti band ast o aan yek be tokhme chapi ! Dost daram sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sexekam band biad!!!! midooni dokhtara chera ta akhere ye filme supero niga mikonan?chon fek mikonan akharesh zano marde ba ham ezdevaj mikonan. Sosmararo migirn be torke migan: shoma be in chi migid? Mige: man be kosse nanam mikhadam be in chizi begam ye dokhtare be mamanesh mige maman dole pesare hamsaye mesle badam zamini mimone. madare : az bas kochike? dokhtare: na, az bas ke shore. yek shaere ghazvini ketabi minevise be name (khosro va farhad) . midoni shebahate goooz ba doustdokhtar chiye??,,,,har 2shon ra velkoni rahat mishi!!! Age 1rooz beri safar,age 2rooz beri safar,age 3rooz beri safar,age 4rooz beri safar,age 5rooz beri safar,age 6rooz beri safar,age 7rooz beri safar,1haftas rafti safar. Salam.Khobi? Kheili sharmandam,kheili ozr mikham, dari ye 50hezar toman be man dasti bedi... Be mahze inke az agha karobi gereftam taghdim mikonam. 3 chiz kheili hal giriye 1: gereftane pool az dozd 2: gereftane hal az boz 3: gereftane aids az kos Yaro mige: to kife 2khtaram hashish didam fekr nemikardam hashishi bashe torke mige: manam to kife 2khtaram kandom didam aslan fekr nemikardam kir dashte bashe! Yade jang bekheir Bacheha ba ROYA mikhabidan ba SEPIDE az khab bidar mishodan ba SAHAR amaliyat mikardan HAJI miraft ro MINA man ham SIMA ro lokht mikardam. Miduni,shebahate pesare mojarad ba lebase tuye mashin rakht shu'ei cheye?har 2 tu kafan!:-) Be ghazviniye migan ghazvin kojast??...mige age amadegisho dari haminjast! Sex is like a restaurant, sometimes you get good service, sometimes bad service, some times no service & many times you have to Be happy with Self service! Az khoda miporsan jariane afarinesh torka chie?mige gel ba goh ghaty kardim torkaro afaridim,migan lorha chetor mige dige gel ghatish nakardim. Moine 2006....! Ye halghey talai esmeto rush neveshtam .Bia bebar pakesh bokon ridi tu sarneveshtam. khoruse sholugh mikarde mizaranesh tu frizer ,fardash mibinan aragh karde,migan chera yakh nazadi?mige az dishab har kari kardam lenge morghe va nashod!! Be dokhtare migan mardo tashbih kon, mige mard mesle video mimoone: play/forward/back/forward/back/stop/eject/off Haaaaa man m0bilet bidam sms nadashte bidam faghat khastam vayari birun ta hava vakh0ram jigar... To baram mesle gol mimoni faghad bayad ye chob to konet bokonad ta beshi daste gol. Age ye rozi magasi rut neshast narahat nasho labud base khot goei shodi. Torke mimire, shabe avale ghabr 62 ta fereshte miyan balasaresh.2 tashon soal mikardan,60 tashon halish mikardan. shebahate dokhtara ba alate moosighi:18 sal,piano:be har jashon dast bezani sedashon dar miad.25 salegi,gitar :bayad balad bashi be kojashon dast bezani ta sedashon dar biad.30 salegi,vialon:hatman bayad ba ye choob sedashono dar byari.35 salegi sheypor,koonet pare mishe ta sedashono dar byari. TORKE LASTIKE MASHINESH MITARAKE CHAP MISHE MIMIRE TOYE ELAMIASH MINEVISAN BA PARE SHODANE YE LASTIK BE DONYA OMAD VA BA PARE SHODANE YE LASTIK AZ DONYA RAFT Khanomi jonam?om,om,om.che naz khabidi,fokoly vaghti bidar beshe va bebine dare barf miad koli zogh mikone.akhe behesh ghol dadam adam barfi besazim. Be ghazvinie migan tahsil kardi?Mige:(tahsil nakardam vali mohasel ziad kardam) Torke lokht shode bood dasht miraft jebhe.azash miporsan chera lokht shodi? mige: mikham be khake doshman tajavoz konam!!! pirezan:kirmasnoei mikham marde: che sayzi bedam,pirezane: eshare be kapsol atash neshani, marde: chi,akhe! pirzane:mage ma del nadarim.! Vorodi shahre ghom neveshte ba vozo vared shavid,vorodi ghazvin nevashte ba rokoe vared shavid.Ghabel tavajoeh mosafer ghazvin. Pesare dashte sakht doste dokhtaresho mikarde dokhtare mige shabe arosi in tori mikoni,pesare mige age shoharet ejaze bede. Be elat sar dargomi bachehaye gilani rouz pedar ye hafte tatil shod.! Be ali daei migan ba vakil jomleh besaz, mige man raftam hamam va kilamo shostam. Shebahate zane Irani ba kafshe meli : Hardo zood az rikht mioftan vali lamasabA marg nadaran! Akhe be khodet rahm nemikoni ye kami be kone parat rahm kon aval bakhie be konet bezan badesh boro sak bezan, ghashange moo amotom. dokhtar18sal:piano,dast bezani seda mide/25sal:gitar,bedoni chetor seda darari/35sal:vialon,ba chiz boland seda mide/45sal:sheipor, koneto pare koni seda bedeh. Dokhtare zerang+pesare zerang=hamishe da'va/dokhtare zerang+pesare ahmagh=love/ dokhtare ahmagh+pesare zerang=sex/ dokhtare ahmagh+pesare ahmagh=ezdevaj... Ghabele tavajohe tarafdarane bush,montazer bashid va khod ra amade konid! bush miad,man chand lahze pish chosidam Ye golabi gen mibande be shekamesh mige be man begid mooz. Bacheha movazeb bashid. Yek ghazvini baraye sabte to ketab ginas be onvane marde kon be donbal bache ghashanga miravad. In bakht bargashte kist. Rahzani rah bar darvishi bebast begofta bekonamat ya bekoshamat? Darvish lahzei biandishid omri bezist. Kerme mire to shalvar marde , mige raees to be in bozorgi chera roo vilcher nashasti? Asami digar kandon: 1.Kirane 2.Gayane 3.Kirpush 4.Abgirkir 5.Kirmask 6.Kirogam 7.Kosban 8.Bache dozd. Kiram roo shisheye mobailam khab bood vaghti koneto malidi rast kard khili khosh be halam shod. Azin kara bokon.% Dost dashtan mesle dish kardan to shalvar mimone hame mibinanash vali garmasho khodet has mikoni.! Zan: chera nemiad? khaste shodam.. Mard: miad ye kam tahammol kon.. Zan: khise aragh shodam..pam dard gerefte..baste dige.. Mard: OK/ pas bia ba taxi berim. Ye torke Arezoo mikone, babaye Arezoo miad torkaro mikone Ghazvinie mikhaste khodkoshi bekone be joje tighiye ghors ex mide bad mikone konesh. Be torke migan aragh khori az koja shoroa kardi, mige az zir baghal zanam. Az khare miporsan: raste ke torka kharan? Mige: ye sohbataee shode vali ma zire bar naraftim! Un chiyke khanoma baz mikonad aghayon bayad bezaran tosh? Betarbiat hesab jari banke.!! Gofti vakon ,vakardam,alateto kardi tosh hy aghab jelo kardi khon omad khili tarsidam chon aualin barm bod ke dandon mikeshidam.!! Roz jahani kodak ra be shoma tabrik migoim. (Sazman hemayat az kodakam gogori magori) sa 08/10/2005 Ye mari be ye mare boa mige salam boa ,mare boa behash mige tonam lori lore . 2ta sopor dashtand farar mikardan chon kharkosha onaro be jay havich eshteba garefte bodand.!!! Marde be zanesh mige kojat bezaram? bachash mige bezar konesh,chon emroz mano kheyli aziyat karde.!! Daseto bezar ruy kamaram, labeto bezar ruy labam va az shirinie vojodam benoosh az taraf noshabe zam zam. Hame dust daran ba man berand mahigiri vali man dust daram ba to beram chon to karm dari.!!! Jashnvare film fajr dar rasht :1.Sex dar 8daghigh 2.kosi baray 2 nafar 3.In bache az an kist 4.Short gharmazi 5.Roy kos maah 6.Alo alo man jandeham. Antakhab shoma ba onvan namayandeh kodekan dar in roz mobarak bad. Ghashange mo amotum. Del miravad ze dastam, man koonkone ye dastam. Koon mikonam ye dasty, farzande har ke hasty. Dar VAGHTE tangdasty, tokhmam begir 2 dasty!!!' Torke mire badan sazi, bahash migan hafte aval badan dard dari torke mige pas miram hafte dovom miam.!!! Sopore jaro mikarde,ba mashin tasadof mikone ,daste jaro mire to konash mishe alaska.!!! Khabar fori khayar ghazvini ye mahd kodak ra ba tamam bacheha be khane salmandan bakhshid ta shayad piri ra khosh hal conad.!! :bokon tosh, feshar bade, dard dare, bocon va mishe,ye kami ab bezan narm mishe , ja baz micone ,rahat miconi. Mikhay kafsh ba sayz bozogtar antekhab coni.!!! Ta mitoni bokhor basat khobe bazar dahanet gaz bzan hamasho bokhor abesho bokhor base cheshat khobe. In karo har shab bokon. Akhe havich khasiat dare.!!! Ya kiri chap micone rastash miconad. Ya kiri mikhabe tokhmasho midozand. 3ta kir miran kos bazi migiraneshon. Kira cha kar conand? Moshtarak gerami shoma ra be khab naz davat mikonim jish,bos,lala. Sharkat ertebatat sayar! Harvaght mano mididi shalvareto mikeshidi paien manam abamo mirikhtam rokonet. Khaterat yak aftabe. age kos be namak tabdil she:1)Short=namakdon 2)2khtar=banamak, 3)koskesh=namaki, 4)kosnadide=namaknashnas, 5)kose toop=namakparvarde, 6)jende=namak be haroom Tafavote ghanone 3nioton ba zan:nioton mige aval konesh bad vakonesh vali zano aval vakonesh bad bokonesh. Kolan 2daste az mardha ezdevaj mikonan:onhaei ke maghzeshun andazeie tokhmeshune,va unhaei ke tokhmeshun andazeie maghzeshone! Fhargh sine pirzan ba sine dokhtar chie? Vasat sine dokhtar safe ama vasat sine pirzan nafe !!! Shoraye controle jameiat dar rasht: maman, Ye baba kafie. Anvae dokhtar: 13 sale: baboo 17 salè: limoo 22 sale: holoo 29 sale: aloo 35 sale: laboo 45 sale: kadoo 55 sale: looloo 65 sale: gozoo Obeide zakani ra goftand ESLAM che dini bovad ? Goft : dinist ke choon dar an vared shavid sare dooletan ra beborrand , va choon kharej shavid sare khodetan ! Be jendehe migan: dost dari pesaret chikare beshe? Mige:fotbalist,ta be timmeli bere ,daghigheye 90 ye penalti bezane to out,70 milion began kir to kose nanat 7 chiz baese neshate:1)kos bazi piyadeh2)layi bazi to jade3)sorakhe khare madeh4)angosht dafe ba efadeh5)kardane ba erade6)shashidane istade7)sex ba zaviye hade Jashnvareye filme fajr dar ghazvin: 1.spartakoon 2.azizam bargard 3.motaham komiser ra mikonad 4.damarshodegan 5.man kambiz 12 sal daram !!!!!! Agar 40 shab sate 9 ashghalatro bezari dame dar hatman shabe 41 ahmadi nejad miyad be khabet. In khar,behtarin khar,shekle khar,sare khar,khar kar,gozashtane khar,ye khar,bachast khar! ....... khar ro hazf kon dobare bekhoon. Ye torke mire sarbazi, dore kolash ghermezi, Achino vachin, Ba sedaye chi? Morgh, Ye morgh daram ruzi 2ta tokhm mikone, Chera 2ta? Chon dastmale man zire derakhte albaloo gom shode, Shayad poshte kuh andakhtish? Nakheyr, Zanjire mano bafti? Bale, Baba umade Ba ki umade? Un kiye bahash? Chichi avorde? Nokhodchi kishmish, Bokhoro bia, Ba sedaye chi? Gav, Gave hasan chejore? na shir dare na..., (VAGHEAN NESHASTI HAMASHO KHUNDI?) moteasefam! Az Lore miporsan Tu shoma Ha Adame mashhur hast? mige:Lore va Hardi, hitlor,Soofia Lore,Elizabet TayLor taze 1shimidane Lor chizi kashf karde be esme "KOLOR" salam! man nafse khabise keywoon bidam. SMS vadeh ,SMS e zoor vadeh! To ham mikhay bery .. faghat to moonese delam body ... faghat to fazaye khalye delam ra por karde body .... to ham boro ey (goooooooz) Ghazvinie khab boode ezraiil ye dafe miad too mige zood bash pasho shenasnamat kojast mikham batelesh konam ghazvinie mige zir farshe age khaye dari varesh dar Az khoda ab khastam behem darya dad sang khastam koh dad chob khastam jangal dad koon khastam shomareye toro dad Be torke migan chera harkodom az bachehat ye rangan? Mige akhe zanam bejaye ghorse jologiri, ESMARTIS Mikhorde 3 chiz adam ra sharmande mikone dashtan dost dokhtar ghoraze !gozidan hain khamyaze! nadashtan sms taze! what is the DIFFERENCE between BLOOD and YOU? ANSWER:the BLOOD enters the HEART and FLOWS OUT but YOU enter the HEART and STAY INSIDE it for EVER Ye turke sar chahar rah vaysadeh bood polise behesh migeh chera inja vaysade migeh be kiram ke inja vaysadam!!!!! Age khodeto tu 1 otage tarik peyda kardi didi hame ja germeze az divarash khun miad kheili tekon mikhore,zarbe mizane...natars...to tu ghalbe mani.fadat. Torke rafte bood aroosi jav gereftesh be aroosham shomare telefon dad. Mikham axeto bekesham! Tekon nakhor! Alan tamum mishe , OK , tamum shod ! Mikhay bebini ? ,****, ( @..@ ) "(--)" Duste khub: mesle shorte (bahash rahati) Duste kheili khub:mesle kandome(motmaen) Duste kheili kheili khub: mesle VIAGRA:vaghti zamin khordi bolandet mikone. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 sare kariye naro paein 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 goftam sare kariye naro paein fosh midam!!! 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 didi khari !!! Ye torke ba mashinesh mizane be1 zane .Zane mige ay dastam ay pam -saram.. Torke mige pasho pasho in jende baziharo vase hasan joharchi darbia I love "u". I love "u". I love "u". I love "u". I love "u". Hey ! dont get excited ! I love other alphabets too...v,w,x,y,z ! Hitler dar akharin sokhanranish goft akhten deusch armi kikhden kokhden koloften smsden repeat ishnaider yani kire artesh alman tu kun unai ke sms tekrari midan Yaroo mire timarestan, mibine 1 nafar ro saresh zoghal gozashte. azash miporse che kar mikoni? Shalvaresho mikeshe paeen, mige befarma GHELYOON!!! Be torke migan ta hala tamarkoz kardi? mige: man in tamarkoz, mamarkoz saram nemishe vali ,dah, dvazdah, bar kos kardam.!!! Hold 10 Roses in Ur Hands & Stand Opposite To The Mirror U'll See 11 Roses & between them The Most Beautiful Rose In The WORLD is U! Life is like a piano; white keys represent happiness & black keys for sadness; but only when you go through the white & black keys you hear the music of life! Yek nafar toonest bere toones yek nafaram natoones.!! Ye Sargarmie Jadido Mofido Hayaati: Horofe Zir Ra Be Tartibe Shomaare Moratab Konid. (6)S (2)O (9)D (7)H (4)i (1)T (3)K (8)O (5)R (10)i Shebahat havij ba damane kotahe khanoma midoni chiye? Har 2shoon cheshme adamo taghviyat mikone. "Roye zardam ra bebin barge khazan ra yad kon" "bar sare kiram neshin az darde koon faryad kon" "khaje hafeze ghazvini"! Torke joloye dost dokhtaresh migoze! mige: ey baba, bazam MESSAGE oumad!!! :)) 1)period=No sex 2)No period=sex (1)+(2)=> period+No period=No sex+sex period (1+No)=sex(1+No) =>period=Sex *Hashari matematicians society Mosa ye sosis peyda kard nafahmid chiye, raft pishe isa, isa goft nemidoonam ,berim pishe maryam ,maryam ham goft nemidoonam ama kheyli shabihe rooholghodose. Jashnvare filme fajr dar Ghom: Akhundi ba naal haye katani,Sighe shodegan,Aba ghermezi,Amamei baraye 2nafar, Bazgashte marmulake2,Man sheikh hasan 15sal daram. Yek zarbolmasale chini mige age yek khar tora boos kone behtare az oone ke ba yek boos kharet konan.!! Be morghe migan chera tokhm nemizari ? Mige: akhe ki tooie in dorezamoone bekhatere 60toman koone khodesha be gaeidan mide.!!!! Be morghe migan chera roozi yek tokhm bishtar nemizari? Mige: oon kare jendehaie telavange ke roozi 7-8ta tokhm mizaran.!! Be rashtie migan, rafti japon chetor bood? Mige: kheili khoob bood khanom pool miferestad ma kharj mikardim.!! Torke mige: mikhastam diplom begiram nazasht. mikhastam lisans begiram nazasht. mikhastam doktora begiram nazasht. Refighesh mige ki? Mige kone goshadam.!!!! Dar 3 marhale kun dadan mobah ast:1-bachegi 2-sarbazi 3-marami ; chetori ba maram???haghe emtiaze in sms baraye ferestande mahfuz ast. Daneshmandan kashf kardan Oonayee ke moghe ridan fekr mikonan, moghe fekr kardan mirinan. Salarkhan: vagoan Leilon open bid. shirfarhad:ha ovaght inke gofti yani che? Salarkhan: yani pardash goshe nadashte bid jigar! Zan be shoharesh mige damade kharejimon inghadar ba adabe va ba haiae ke vaghti ke man rafte bodam poshte dare otagheshon be dokhtaremon migoft suk it,suk it.! Toie jang mibinan bishtarin talafat ra yek farmandie ghzvini dade chon moghei ke golole toop va tank ke miamade hich kas jorat nemikarde rooie zamin bekhabe.!!! Torke ba mashin mizane be yek dokhtare.Dokhtare shoroo mikone ah o nale kardan.Torke mige pasho,pasho in lashi baziha ra baraie hasane joharchi darbiar na man. Salam, khubi?Dishab khabeto didam,ba ye lebase khoshrange narenji umade budi dame khuneye ma,har chi esrar kardam bia tu gofti na faghat zud ashghalatuno biar! Moein 2006: Ye halgheye talayi esmeto roosh neveshtam Boro biar pakesh konam ,ridi too sarneveshtam! Dar tariki 3 sham roshan kardam avali vase bodanet 2vomi vase didanet 3vomi vase bosidanet va dar akhar har 3 ra khamosh kardam vase kardanet. ~ ~ ( ¤ ¤ ) ¥ # Polis jasade 1mimon ra pida karde negaran shodam goftam beporsam bebinam salemi.!!? Ye Asb zang mizane sirk mige agha kar baraie man nadarid?Marde miporse che kari baladi?Asbe mige madarghave hamin ke harf mizana bas nist.!!! Be torke migan zan ra be chi tashbih mikoni?Mige:baghche.Migan chera?Mige sobh,zohr,shab,baiad abesh bedi.Bazi vaghta ham mishe shelanga bendazi toosh ta sobh. Sad bar badi kardio didi samarash ra.niki che badi dasht ke yek bar nakardi? (anjomane hemayat az niki karimi..) Madare ye bache rashtie be nazem: agha in dars nemikhune. nazem: bache age harf goosh nadi madareto mi... madare: in harf gosh nemide shoma kare khodeto bokon! Shab marde be zanesh mige kojat bezaram azizam?Bachashon ke paeine otagh khabide bode mishnave,mige baba bezar konesh emrooz mana kheili aziat karde.!!! Az khare miporsan raste ke torka kharan mige ye sohbatae shode vali ma zire bar naraftim. Ghazviniha midoni be koone pashmaloo chi migan?Migan ganje penhan.!!! Be torke migan kosesher bego ! Mige parvine etesami.!!! Smshai ghadimio,tekrario,kirio,...............Naferest. Az zan rashtie miporsan vasate sex ba shoharet sohbat mikoni? Mige: Age zang bezane are! Az 1 ghazvinie miporsan esme in shortaie barik ke mire laie kun chie? mige NAKH DAR BEHESHT!! Hafteie defae moghadas be shoma va khanevadie mohtarametan hich rabti nadare va alaki jave jang nagiratoon.!! Miduni 7ta surakho chetori mishe bokoni too 1dune surakh??? Vaghti yek foolut ra bokoni too kunet !! Torke mige ajibe,migan chi ajibe?mige 100hezar tamashagar,22 ta bazikon,3 ta davar!3 bar ino mige,migan chish ajibe?mige gonjeshke hamaro vel karde ride ru man! Dishab tora ze masti tashbih be mah karde boodam kire manham naboodi man eshtebah karde boodam. Kodoomesha tarjih midi.? 1.Adami ke kiret kone? Ya 2.Kiri ke adamet kone? (Kodooma azizam). (1) ! (2) ! ? (3) ! ? (4) ! ? (5) ! ? (6) ! ? (7) ! ? (8) ? ! (9) ? ! ? {shoma kir shodid} 1khorose ra mindazan take 4-5ta morgh rozberoz laghr mishe1khoros mindazan komakesh.2bare badtar mishe.migan chera.Mige4-5 ta jende kam nabod1koni ezafe kaidid. 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Lore shabe aroosie be pesaresh mige: Pesaram seft tarin jato bezar oonjaei ke dokhtare mishashe; sobh mibine kalle pesare too chahe fazelab gir karde! Be ahmadi nejad migan shakhese boors keshide paein.Mige ha alan ininike goftid iani che? Bacheha in naghsheye lapaye mast In ghesmat esmesh beyzehast Shekle yek lule dar inja ashenast Cheshme in lule be unjaye shomast Bacheha in lulehe shumbule mast Gazviniye konesho mikharone, ......esh pa mishe mige bekhab khodiye. az ye torke miporsan fekr mikonie GOZ che sheklie?mige HALGHAVi!! miporsan bara chi?mige akhe har moghie zanam migoze mindaze GARDANE man To ardebil rooze milade hazrate mahdi be har kas ke esmesh milad bood jayeze dadan. farda rooze moozeh va mirase farhangie. (ATIGHE ROOZET MOBARAK) Torke nakhe 10tomani ro mikeshe shorte Modarres miofte. basijia donbalesh mikonan , ye 1000 tomani dar miare mige jolo biain nakhe inam mikesham. Ghabel tavajohe tarafdarane BUSH Khod ra amade konid ! montazer bashid ! BUSH dare miad! man chand lahze pish chosidam ! Shahrzad keshid paeen, ahmad raft rosh(akharin khabar bors chaee) midooni bacheye anishtain va jenifer lopez chi mishe ? javab: kosmokh Be ye ghazvinye migan kon chand bakhshe? mige kon na bakhshe, na ostan, ye donyast... Ye khoroose daste morgharo migire mire maghaze morgh forooshi , be morghe mige delam mikhad to khuneh injoori begardi .!! Diruz ruzamo khordam hala bayad 60 nafaro sir bokonam 59 nafaro sir kardam emshab barnamat chieh? be torke goftan: kardam, kardi, kard, che sighe eeye? ,goft: oon dige sighe nist, jendast! vahid hich kas sms jadid nadare. Ye zane mire kif bekhare forushande mige 40000 toman.Zane mige chera? Mige akhe az puste kir dorost shode dast mimali chamedun mishe!? Be pirezane migan saize sootianet chande?Mige voy nane man mizaramesh too shortam.!!! Moaleme ghazvini be shagerdesh: to emsal chetori mikhai ghabool beshi na dars mikhooni na bagh miai.!!! Karoobe vasiat mikone age mordam dastama bedid be rahbar rishama bedid be akbar tokhmhamam bedid be onai ke baraie 50hezar toman be man rai dadan.!!! Zane rashtie ba yek saat mire khone shoharesh mige in chie?Zane mige yek saat dadam yek saat gereftam.!! Rashtie mire khone mibine zanesh lokhte mige ba lebase kar mibinamet khaste nabashi.!!! Avalin davaie khanevadegi moghei etefagh oftad ke hazrate adam raft khone did hava ba shortesh dolme dorost karde.!! To behtarin to khoobtarin to aziztarin ama man chi yek adame khali band.!! Farghe pinokie ba mrdha midoni chie?Pinokie vaghti dorogh migoft damaghesh boland mishod vali mardha vaghti dorog migan ke kireshon boland shodebashe.! Zan: doktor kosam ra mikham tang kone. doktor: mige in ke ghare,ghare,ghare.Zan mige chera 3bar gofti ghare?Mige man yek bar goftam ghre enekase seda bood. Torke baraie darde beyzehash mire doktor. Doktor badaz moaiene beyzeha ba dast mige alan che ehsasi dari? Mige doktor doset daram Torke ro darhal kardan migiran mige man mojavez daram.migan az tarafe ki? mige az ayatolah tanasoly nemayande rahbar dar shortam! 3 kas ra shenidam ke kardan ravast: * Yeki anke lengash hamishe havast * Dovom har Kesi ke shabihe shomast * Sevom anke dar fekre pasokh be mast Haji miraft poshte boom ta mah eyde fetro royat kone kheshtakesh pare bood.az pain seda mikonan haji dide shod.goft man ke nadidam,har ki dideh bokhore. Haft ta mard lokht be tartib saf vastade bodand,onjashon ham rast shode bood,1khanomi azashon miporse tablighe kandome?migan:na,tablighe seven up e!!! Yad dari ke tora mikardam.... Hame shab ta be sahargah doa Yad dari ke be man midadi...... Darse elmo honaro sedgho safa Hame shab bahre to rast mikardam.....daste hajat be dargahe khoda Dastmali bede ta pak konam.....araghe khastegi az dargahe shoma in akharish az hame mohemtare yadet nare.Age giret naiama bia khodam behet bedam. Bebakhshid mozahem shodam yek soal dashtam goftam to az hame vared tari adam vaghati kon mide aval dard dare baad misuze ya aval misuze baad dard miad? Age zanboor too sinama bere tu shorte ye dokhtar kojaro nish mizane?Daste doostpesaresho Sedaye eshgh.Sedaye piyano nist,sedaye gitar ham nist.Midoni sedaye chie.Sedaye eshgh sedaye fanare takhtekhabe!!!! Bachehe dasht ba bil bazi mikard.vaghti bazish tamum shod.be babash mige baba in bilo chikaresh konam.mige bokon to kune uni ke sms tekrari mizane.{dolasho} Jaheli mehmoni rafte bod toye mehmoni ba yek dokhtare khoshgel dasht miraghsid.az dokhtare porsid khanom chera dahaneton bo mide goft emroz Dandanpezeshki bodam doctor to dahanam POL gozashte Jahele mige khob bego yeki zire pol ride.(S.T.A) Liste darouhaye jadid: - Sucksicilin - Chochol'metazon - Bezabegamet - Derazpam 10.5 - BezarLapam 15 - Doulifex 500 - Bokonpelex 1200 - kiropsikam 20 cm torke be gooshish sms mirese khoshhal mishe fekr mikone joke,sms ro ke mikhoone mibine jok nist zaye mishe dorost mesle u! Gouyandeye khabar: Sare an doole bozorge deraz be kosetan ! Bebakhshid: sarane dovale bozorg dar ozbakestan ! Be torke migan: chra mesvak nemizani, mige: mikham bezaram boland she, bebandamesh. Dastamo mindazam dore kamaret labamo mizaram roo labet az osareye vojoodet minoosham i love nooshabe 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 shoma kir shodid ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !!!!!!!!!!!! In sms ra baray 5 nafar befrestid ta afrade bishtari kir shavand Rooze jahanie hemayat az bimarane mobtala be pookie ostokhan bar shoma kalle pooke aziz mobarak bad :)) Be turke migan zan ra tarif kon mige zan moujude mozahemist ke atrafe kos ra fara gerefte. Az bas ke bozorge rom namishe daresh biaram hamishe az zire lebasam pidast mesle gorze rostam hamishe nokesh zade biron vay NOKIA 3650 |+| نوشته شده توسط احسان داداش در دوشنبه 3 اردیبهشت1386 و ساعت 13:50 |
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